Religion My Ass!

"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself."

Richard Burton

Religion is a man's futile attempt to relate himself to God.  The true gift of Christ is God relating himself to man...

Anyways... I tried to order a plate of chicken, rice and beans without the chicken...  but they wouldn't split them up... I was like "Really?"  She was like "Really."  Then she said "But I can give you just rice."  I said "Without beans?"  She said "Without beans."  I was like "Really?" She said "Really." Then I thought to myself.."She is just answering my questions with the same words I'm using but with different punctuation."  I didn't want just rice... I wanted rice AND beans together on the same plate without chicken.  I was like "I can't have just rice and beans?"  She said "You can't have just rice and beans."  I was like "If I want rice and beans I HAVE to have the chicken?"  She was all "If you want rice and beans you HAVE to have the chicken."  Weird.  Well I wasn't going to ask again because I already knew she would just repeat me and then replace my question mark with a period.  So I settled for just the rice.  I wish I hadn't settled.  Rice is good... but rice and beans is great.  There's a lot of real estate between good and great.